Blue Peter Rumours #Fail

Be still my bleeding beating heart, Blue Peter is moving away from BBC1 and is going to CBBC.

“Waving off Blue Peter To Distant Shores” – erm.. no, Firstly Blue Peter isn’t a ship, it’s a flag.  Secondly it’s only the click of a few buttons on the remote control away.  Thirdly, with headlines like this no wonder children and dysfunctional adults think it’s being axed, it isn’t, it’s only moving.  I will repeat this later.  Twice.

Oh wait, I don’t care, in fact I think it’s a good thing, there you go children of Britain, you now have your semi-adult magazine show on your very own dedicated TV channel, well done all of you.

As for all the Twitter #tags: “#childhoodgone”; “#howcouldthey”; “#blueblues”; “#ivebeendreadingthisday”; “#aww”; “#childhoodmemories”; “#RIPBluePeter”.

Please get a life you sad backward looking sentimentalists who haven’t bothered to get your facts right before inventing and/or spreading rumours.

#Childhoodgone - Childhood is not gone.

#howcouldthey – because they can

#blueblues – what does that even mean?

#ivebeendreadingthisday – Why, it’s moving, it is not being axed

#aww – random vowel and 2 consonants, nice.

#childhoodmemories – yes, you have them

#RIPBluePeter – again, IT IS MOVING, IT IS NOT BEING AXED

Children ought to be happy they have their own TV channels, it’s theirs and theirs alone, I’m very happy for them.

Why do people insist on living in this rose tinted past that doesn’t exist anywhere except in their imaginations?  I’m not saying it’s a bad thing if it stops them from murdering puppies and old people and breaking into people’s houses, however, get with the program people, things change.  Deal with it.

BBC News item “Waving Off Blue Peter To distant Shores” http://prfr.fr/KvmUcP 

Lewis Hamilton Needs More Than Luck

So Lewis Hamilton says he’s confident that his and the whole McLaren Team’s luck will change for the better.. well here’s a news flash, if he’s relying on luck to win then he’s a fool and an idiot.

You would think that anyone who as an individual or as a team spending tens of millions of £s on any event would rely on something more than luck to get a decent result, they wouldn’t short fill the car for qualifying and end up at the back of the grid looking like fools.

Lewis does like to blame everyone else for his not winning races, although in fairness in this instance he was right, he ended up 24th on the grid thanks to someone else’s human error and did a pretty good job to come from the back and get some points.

I’m not a big fan of Lewis, I think he’s a whiney whinging corporate robot who can’t think for himself, who doesn’t handle stress well and who allows his personal problems to waste investors’ money, but hey, it’s only an opinion.

http://prfr.fr/KpzUR3 (Link to BBC News website)

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CHARITY/DONATION

Oh please do fuck off and die. No one likes a spammer or a scammer. The news article is 18 months old, it was boring then and you are boring me now.
Stop masturbating to animal porn and get a proper job, scamming people clearly isn’t working for you  I’m sure you can get something at a super market stacking shelves or mopping up baby sick. 
Now stop being an asshole and fuck off. 

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Busy Junction later that night.

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Busy Junction later that night.

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Jackie Stewart Is Wrong

Sir Jackie Stewart believes Ferrari should consider Paul di Resta as an understudy to Fernando Alonso.

“Paul di Resta would be a very good target for Ferrari,” said the three-time world champion.

“Alonso probably has the best toolkit of knowledge and physically is one of the best drivers in the world.

“Alonso is almost at his peak and to have a young driver such as Di Resta be an understudy to Alonso is something I’d consider if I was at Ferrari.”

Stewart, 72, who won the world title in 1969, 1971 and 1973, believes Force India’s Di Resta is showing signs of becoming a top driver. *

 You see, there’s the thing, Jackie Stewart (he who wears tartan troosers and cap) is from another generation, in fact he’s from about 3 generations ago now, my mother is his age and she’s a great grandmother, so yes, 3 generations.  I don’t dispute that he once was a great driver, he won 3 world championships, but it was a long time ago when the cars, the drivers and everything about F1 was a whole lot different, it bears little if any resemblance to modern day racing.  Seriously Jackie, you’ve had your day, why not leave commenting on F1 up to the people the people who know what they’re talking about.  There are drivers with a lot more talent who are much more deserving and likely to get a ride at Ferrari than Paul.

 So Jackie, why did you say that Ferrari should pick up the mildly talented Paul di Resta?  Surely it’s not just because he’s Scottish? 

If you read the rest of the piece it’s got less to do with F1 and more to do with Scottish nationalism, now, there are 2 things there Sir Jackie, firstly, keep politics out of sport and vice-versa, and secondly, as you feel so strongly about being Scottish and Scottish nationalism why not give back that “Sir” title the English gave you that you’re so quick to bandy about.  By wanting to have your cake and eat it you’re being a hypocrite.

Goodbye Twitter

One of the first things that excited me about Twitter and its 140 character limit was discovering new and interesting ways to say something, to get one’s point across in a legible articulate fashion.  Exceeding the 140 character limit only ended up producing a truncated Tweet, possibly with the interesting bit or word not being posted.  Well, that was my take on it anyway, wow, was I ever disappointed.  No matter what the written medium these days, it would appear that txt spk ruls.  There are more vowels dropped than in Welsh language.  Frankly, I find txt spk lazy. Back in the 90s days of the 150 character text limit it was bad enough, but when I see it in email, fault report update, forum posts and on CVs it’s time for me to walk away.

I think I had been on Twitter for maybe 10 months before I got my first spam or bot follower, although it was inevitable and was no surprise it was never the less disappointing, they’re easy enough to block and/or report as spam and that’s fine but naively I still hoped Twitter would remain free from “that sort” of crap.  But while there are scammers and internet porn out there, spam is never going away.

Twitter was originally billed as a micro-blogging site, a way to let people know what you’re doing now, right now, right this very hour/minute/second, that’s pretty damned amazing, or it would be if it hadn’t become a constant stream of “I’m eating toast” every day at the same time by the same people, yes, I get it, you eat toast at 10:17 every weekday morning.  Twitter has become a lot of things to a lot of people, for instance, when I’m on holiday out of the country I never watch telly and rarely pick up an English newspaper, so, last year when I was in Prague there was the tsunami that wreaked havoc and destruction in Japan, I found out about that through Twitter from the news feeds I was following, and whilst the tsunami had no direct effect on me it was of interest as I like to keep up with both local and international news.

Unfortunately Twitter rapidly developed into a chat client, no better or worse than MSN and Yahoo chat rooms used to be back in the day, people used it instead of texting each other, what a great way to save money even in these days of 1000 free texts per month.. unfortunately whilst you’re saving 10p a go the rest of the world, or at the very least your followers are subjected to a daily conversation about the school run, the latest runny nose doing the rounds at school, “that miserable cow in the Ugg boots at the school gates” blah blah, seriously people use the direct message function for that crap, it still doesn’t cost anything and saves the rest of us from so much dross.

Let’s spare a thought for the trolls, you know, those insecure bullying types that have nothing to say to anyone that’s remotely pleasant or engaging, they randomly insult people, call them names, attempt to belittle them, their friends, their families, their beliefs, ethnicity or pretty much anything else they pick up on because they can.  I had my very own troll recently, let’s call him Chris, I don’t know Chris, have never met Chris and had no reason for Chris to interact with me, however that didn’t stop him from going off on one about me not knowing anyone who cared about or gave a shit that it was 100 days until the Olympics.

Yes, I had my own little troll, not the best looking one in the world granted, but nevertheless, he was mine, or at least he was until he started on a couple of my female Twitter chums, but I didn’t mind sharing, judging by his picture there was certainly enough of him to go around, although I do prefer my trolls to have a little more hair.

I digress, the bottom line, Twitter is ok, it is what it is, it’s just not for me any more.

Jenga Master Level.

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Jenga Master Level.

The Goods

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Rural Decay

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Peerless MagnarC Projector

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Your Order Id:6264741 Accepted

What is this?  This is rubbish, how thick do you think people would have to be to click on your link?  You must have shit for brains, and I’m not talking any old shit here, I’m thinking an old mangy dog with a 3 day old sloppy upset stomach type of dog shit.

You need to stop masturbating to animal porn and get yourself a proper job, clearly this one isn’t working out for you.
Now be a good little spammer and fuck off and die somewhere.

From: tractility.com [alert@date.com]
Sent: 02 May 2012 00:40
To: Philip
Subject: ——-SPAM——- - pr

Some Spanish Bloke Wants To Give Me Work

I would suggest you stop masturbating to animal porn and get a proper job.  I think you would be particularly well suited to working at a supermarket on the checkout tills as being a scammer clearly is not working for you.
Not stop being a cunt and do fuck off.

From: Benito Balderas [mtogcoc@yahoo.es]
Sent: 25 April 2012 17:25
To: ro@tvrcc-south-wales.co.uk
Subject: ——-SPAM——- No pierda su tiempo unase a un equipo fuerte ahora mismo!

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James Malik Wants To Give Me Money

This is a very poor scam, your grasp of the English language is at best weak, your use of grammar is regrettable whilst your use of punctuation and document format is lamentable.  

I would suggest you stop masturbating to animal porn and get a proper job.  I think you would be particularly well suited to working at a supermarket on the checkout tills as being a scammer clearly is not working for you.

Not stop being a cunt and do fuck off.

From: James Malik [noreply@aol.com]

Sent: 26 April 2012 04:50

Subject: ——-SPAM——- [SPAM] International Organization

Attention Sir/Madam,

It is my pleasure to contact you today. My name is James Malik I am a representative of late Mr. Saif al-Arab Gadhafi son of Libyan leader (Moammar Gadhafi). I am his personal legal aid on many dealings with all his international associate to protect my clients interest with the opposite parties, my late client had a Crude Oil shipment from Libya to Accra Ghana to one of his associates there for selling.

Furthermore After the shipments was offloaded a deal was struck and my client was paid the sum $35,000,000.00 Dollars cash for the supply and the funds are safely in the custody of an international organization which Saif Gadhfi is also a member. This happened recently before the untimely uprising in Libya, my client died in one of the Nato Air strike in Libya and it was so unfortunate but I pray that his soul rest in peace while we alive live on. I want to present you to the organization as the beneficiary and partner to the Saif al-Arab Gadhafi to stand and make the claim of my late client’s fund to enable them process and release the funds to you as an allied to Saif. We shall share in the ratio of 50/50 on confirmation of the funds in your custody.

I wait to hear from you.

Regard,

James malik

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WOW! I Got Emailed By Ban Ki-Moon

Reply address to this email was olugun@yahoo.com.ph feel free to email him/her some abuse

Your grasp of the English language is amateurish at best, grammar seems to defeat you at every turn and your punctuation compares to that of a gibbon. 

The return address for this puerile email points to a Yahoo.com.ph email address and would appear to have nothing at all to do with Ban Ki-Moon, I’m pretty sure he and the U.N. don’t use Yahoo or Hotmail or anything except their own domain.

This email and piss poor attempt at a scam is really quite pathetic, I’m guessing you were never breast fed as a child and you’re father abused you anally?

May I suggest that you get a proper job, possibly as a clerk in an office or working on the check-out at a supermarket as this current career path is clearly not working for you.

Now, please do take the time to fuck off and die.

________________________________________
From: Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon. [bankimoon@un.org]
Sent: 24 April 2012 06:15
To: PRFR
Subject: ——-SPAM——- Attention: Beneficiary,

Attention: Beneficiary,


We wish to inform you that the UN / WORLD BANK ORGANIZATION facilitated around-table  meetings which just ended some days ago, and it has been agreed upon that compensation payment of US$500,000.00 should be paid to  scammed individuals whose Name and E-mail have been chosen through an open E-mail ballot system.Your name were included and that is why we have contacted you.



Also, this includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their contract sum and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc. Also, we  have been receiving complains from beneficiaries informing us that they are yet to receive the payment due scams emanating from  Africa as well as MR. JIM OVIA e.t.c. Due to high rate of complains by beneficiaries henceforth, MR. JIM OVIA is no more incharge to make any foreign payment and we will like to get you informed that you will not be receiving your payment through Bank Drafts due to illegal Bank Drafts circulating everywhere and in view of this, beneficiaries are to receive their payments through either direct bank to bank transfer or via ATM CARD through our correspondence payment center in Africa affiliated with Zenith
Payment Center.



However, it is my pleasure to inform your ATM CARD no: 5456 72641959 0754 have been reserved for you which contains your certified amount.So you are hereby advised to contact our payment representative in Africa affiliated with ZENITH PAYMENT CENTER with your payment code:82509.You are advised to contact MR. OLUSEGUN OLUTOYIN EDWARD of our paying center in Africa, as he is our representative in Africa,contact him immediately for your payment.This meeting was first held on the 8th of April 2003.



Therefore,you should send him your full Name and telephone number your correct mailing address where you want to receive your payment:Contact


Name: MR. OLUSEGUN OLUTOYIN EDWARD:

You are to contact MR. OLUSEGUN OLUTOYIN EDWARD at the address below:
CONTACT PERSON: MR. OLUSEGUN OLUTOYIN EDWARD
E-MAIL: olugun@yahoo.com.ph
PHONE: +234-8081350732


You are required to contact the above person for your ATM Card, and furnish him with the following of your information that will be required to set-up the card in your name



1. Your Full name:
2. Your Country:
3. Telephone Number:



Meanwhile, your Secret Pin Number will be e-mailed to you electronically for security reasons as soon as you confirm the receipt of your ATM CARD. Congratulations, and I look forward to hear from you as soon as you confirm your payment Making the world a better place.



Regards,
Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon.
http://www.un.org/sg/

NB: Dealing with MR. JIM OVIA is at your own risk

Brooklyn, Chicago or SanFrancisco Choices

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POPA The Reveal.

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